SAN FRANCISCO’S MOST UNOFFICIAL UNIFORMTECH WEEK LAUNCH PRICES / TEES FROM $29

+SAN FRANCISCO / INDEPENDENT APPAREL

DRESS CODE:
OUT OF
STEALTH.

Wear a better opening line.
San Francisco originals. Dangerously good inside jokes.

Find your opening line ↗
27 ORIGINAL DESIGNSTEES FROM $29HOODIES FROM $49
37°46′ N
122°25′ W
Fictional campaign: Jensen in Just One More GPU, Sam in Fog City with cap and tote, Elon in YC rejection tee holding a lidded tumbler. No endorsement.Take it offline. ↗

Fictional AI campaign · no endorsement

UNREASONABLY ONLINE. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL DRESSED.
Absolutely not our investorsUnofficial parody. Zero affiliation.
Y?
why combinatorrejection, accelerated.
a16zzzwe sleep on your vision.
ClosedAIopen to a higher valuation.

DROP 001 / 27 ORIGINAL DESIGNS

Good taste. Bad influence.

A little San Francisco. A little satire.
Choose how far you want to take it.

Good company. Low visibility.
CLEAN DESIGNDARK SATIRE
TECH WEEK / LAUNCH PRICESTees $29 · Long sleeves $39 · Hoodies $49 · Zip-ups $59USD · 2XL +$3 · optional prints extra · shipping & tax at checkout.
9 DESIGNS / THE OPENING LINEUPRate the designs as you go ↑ ↓

DAILY DEPENDENCIES

Take it
offline.

Caps. Carry-alls. Coffee with a lid.
Your everyday dependencies.

EVERY ANGLE HAS A POINT.

Good from
the front.
Better on
the way out.

The graphic sets the tone. You choose the rest. Keep it clean, put the punchline on the back, or add a quiet reverse signature.

01Your fit
Tee, long sleeve, hoodie, zip-up
02Your angle
Front or back graphic
03Your finishing touch
Optional reverse signature
DESIGN STUDIO / LAYOUT STUDY001.08
FULL BACK GRAPHICRoom for the whole joke.
QUIET FRONT SIGNATUREThe zip stays clean.
ROTATE THE IDEA. KEEP THE ATTITUDE.↗

A LOVE LETTER. WITH NOTES.

Made with AI. Made for human connection.

PRE–REVENUE was created using AI to make SF Tech Week more vibrant, more homely, and a little less awkward. The goal is simple: break the ice with humor, turn strangers into familiar faces, and give this city something to laugh about together.

P/R · SAN FRANCISCO

THE DETAILS, WITHOUT THE PITCH

Before you
add to cart.

Are these really the models?+

No. Every public figure is an AI-generated parody. None of the people, companies, or event organizers shown endorses or is affiliated with PRE–REVENUE. Campaign images are creative mockups, not fit references.

Can I change the print placement?+

Yes. Explore front and back layouts in the design studio. Zip hoodies place the main graphic on the back so the zipper stays clear. Optional reverse details and reverse signatures update your preview and estimated price.

When can I order?+

Explore the collection, add your favourites to the preview cart, and share your exact configuration. Checkout opens once production and payments are ready. Adding an item does not reserve stock or place an order.

Will it arrive for my event?+

Our planned Express option targets 2–3 working days including production for eligible front-only T-shirts to mainland US addresses. Express costs extra and is not enabled yet. Back or sleeve prints, hoodies and accessories use standard delivery; their estimate will be confirmed at checkout. Mixed carts may only offer standard shipping. Estimates are not guarantees.

REAL PEOPLE. QUESTIONABLE JOKES.

We’re here to help.

A special request, a design revision, or merch for your whole crew? Drop an inquiry. We’ll work out what’s possible together.

Drop an inquiry ↗
Yuvraj Agarwala · Founderyuvrajagarwal2008@gmail.com

AI-generated parody campaign. Not a fit reference.

TECH WEEK LAUNCH PRICE / USD
Garment
Choose your best angle.
The finishing touches

Preview cart · Checkout isn’t open yet.
Shipping & tax are extra. Final colours and print placement are subject to sampling.

Fabric, fit & care +
Size chart +
Garment measurements

DAILY ESSENTIALS / TECH WEEK

Standard delivery. The available estimate will be confirmed when ordering opens.

Preview cart · Checkout isn’t open yet. Creative mockup; final product subject to sampling.

YOUR CART / PREVIEW

Your next
conversation starter.

Subtotal

Saved on this device. Checkout isn’t open yet. Items are not reserved. Shipping and tax will be added when ordering opens.